What You Always Wanted To Ask Me #2 - Milking Massage
Behind the Velvet Curtain: Confessions of a Milking Massage Guru
Welcome back, kinksters! After the wild success of my first blog questionnaire about VIP Companionship, I thought it was high time to spill the tea (and maybe some oil) about my milking massage sessions. Buckle up, buttercups—this is going to be as juicy as a well-primed prostate.
What’s your secret to keeping the atmosphere perfectly calming and sensual?
I’ve created an environment that melts stress faster than butter on a hot griddle. Picture candles flickering, incense wafting through the air, the gentle sounds of a fountain trickling, and premium oils ready to flow. It’s the perfect blend of Zen and ooh-la-la.
Do you have a favorite part of the process that’s as satisfying for you as it is for the client?
Oh, absolutely. Mutual touch during a massage can really get me going. Let’s just say there are times when the energy gets so electric, I… squirt. True story!
What’s the one thing you wish clients would do before a session?
Simple: wax those balls, trim the body hair, and thoroughly clean your backdoor. Trust me, your body (and I) will thank you.
How do you handle it when someone is unusually nervous for their first session?
Nerves are normal! I guide them through calming breathing exercises, and once I start laying my hands on them, they melt like butter. Magic hands have that effect.
How did you first discover the magic of the milking table, and was it love at first stroke?
I stumbled across the concept on Twitter and dove into YouTube research. The intrigue turned into action when I built my own milking table. From that very first session, I was hooked—turning men’s orgasms into a masterpiece is such a turn-on. That’s when I knew I’d earned the title of the “original MilkingGoddess of Westchester.”
What’s the funniest misunderstanding you’ve had about “milking table” sessions?
Oh, honey. A client once requested a “prolapse massage,” and I nearly fell off my chair. Turns out, he meant a prostate massage. Crisis averted, and we had a good laugh.
Which celebrity (dead or alive) would you secretly love to host on the table for a session?
Ragnar Lothbrok, aka Travis Fimmel from Vikings. That man radiates raw, primal energy, and I’d love to channel it.
What’s your go-to snack or drink after a marathon day of milking sessions?
A medium-rare skirt steak, cooked by my submissive husband, paired with a glass of Hennessy Pure White. It’s luxury meets indulgence.
Do you feel like a “prostate whisperer,” guiding men into unexplored territories of pleasure?
Absolutely. I’ve earned the title “Prostate Whisperer of Westchester” with my intuitive touch and unmatched skills.
What’s your secret for maintaining the perfect rhythm between stroking the penis and massaging the prostate?
It’s all about reading the energy of my client’s body—sensing tension, releasing it, and knowing exactly when to stimulate for maximum pleasure.
Have you ever had a client bring their own “prostate enhancement tools” to a session?
Not yet, but some have handed me cash to pick out toys like remote-controlled prostate massagers.
If you had to explain the benefits of prostate massage in one sentence, how would you pitch it?
It’s a trifecta of deep relaxation, intense stimulation, and a full-body orgasm that’ll leave you seeing stars.
What’s your go-to line when a client jokes about the location of their prostate?
“God must’ve had a wild sense of humor, putting a man’s G-spot where the sun doesn’t shine.”
What’s your advice to first-timers worried about hygiene and preparation?
Read my blog, follow the instructions, and don’t stress—I’ll guide you through every step.
Has a client ever accidentally made you laugh mid-session?
The only thing that makes me laugh mid-session is edging a man until he’s begging for sweet release. Their pleas can be hilariously dramatic.
Do you have a post-session clean-up routine that you’ve perfected to an art form?
Yes! Hot towels, fresh sheets, and meticulous disinfection of the table and tools. Cleanliness is next to kinkiness.
Did you ever get a massage with a Happy Ending yourself?
Not yet, but I’m dying to find the perfect provider. Until then, I might just have to train my husband. He’s still mastering his oral pleasuring skills, though.
What’s the most romantic gesture a client has ever done for you?
He married me! Fun fact: my husband was a client for several months before we started dating.
What’s the best part of hosting clients in your own space?
My massage room is a sanctuary, fully stocked and perfectly equipped. Everything is within reach—towel warmer, oils, you name it.
How do you handle it when a client turns up 20 minutes early (or late)?
Early arrivals get to wait patiently downstairs. Late arrivals? If my schedule allows, I’ll extend their session (and maybe dish out a playful spanking to the bad boy—LOL). If I’m booked, I might have to reschedule.
There you have it! A little peek into the world of the one and only MilkingGoddess of Westchester. Got more questions? Drop them in the comments, and I might answer them in my next blog! Interested in getting to know me in person? Book a milking massage session with me! I'm here to ensure that your encounter is nothing short of spectacular, tailored to your deepest desires. Contact me today to arrange your ulitmate, unforgettable milking massage session.
